"February 14th, Valentine’s Day, is about romance. But February 13th, Galentine’s Day, is about celebrating lady friends. It’s wonderful and it should be a National Holiday.”
How do I get through to someone whose only focus is red carpet dresses and shows about celebrity murders?
"Get a better job! Rise above their heads! Effect change at a higher level!"
Cabbie and Joffrey Lupul take Clarkson on a tour of Toronto to show him what’s changed since he was a kid. JVR tags along at the end because he’s lonely.
Honey Boo Boo and family dressed as the Kardashians. [via]
PHILS SO SHY THEY DID A MONTAGE FOR HIM WHEN HE GOT A HATRICK AND WHEN HE REALIZED HE WAS ON THE JUMBO TRON HE BURIED HIS HEAD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH